my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
this lion really got eyelashes
this lion is prettier than i am
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.
If you were in a relationship with me you’d have so much fun watching me on the computer and eating
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk